LOUISIANA (OCN) — Several inmates are planning to sue the Louisiana State Penitentiary. The suit claims that the new walls and fences that are being built are not to scale.
“This is terrible” says one inmate. “How are we supposed to get out of here easily if the walls are not to scale?”
To make things a bit harder for the inmates, a 400-pound black bear is said to be roaming outside the Penitentiary’s perimeter.
“It’s like having another guard at no cost to the taxpayer.” says Warden Burl Cain. “None of our inmates are going to try to get out after dark.”
Like many animals, the black bear seldom attacks unless cornered, threatened, or wounded so inmates who are aware or find out later when they go online, may get bold and still try to venture out into the night.