MONTANA (OCN) — Professional Football player Reginald Usvjat was in court today.
The retired pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage to Ophelia West annulled. “On what grounds?” questioned the Judge Victoria Selangor, “This court does not take annulments lightly.”
“Non-virginity,” replied the Usvjat, “When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver.”
Proceedings are expected to start May 12th.